Category Archives: The Latest Headlines

April Fools Headlines 2016

Trump Decides to Stop Campaign Turns out it was all one giant April Fool’s Joke Mr. Wedge Named Hillary’s VP Ben Rein…

Diversity at Collegiate

“Collegiate School is a community of learners committed to seeking and welcoming students, faculty and staff who represent the multicultural community and…

Cross Country’s Plea For Help

In case you missed it, here is the Men’s Cross Country’s Public Service Announcement from today’s assembly, produced by Kirby Kollmansperger. Remember:…

Superstars Restaurant

Looking for a quick and reasonably priced place to eat? Check out Superstars Restaurant, located at 5700 Patterson Avenue. Known for their…

Les Crepes: A Restaurant Review

Right after you walk out of the Dick’s Sporting Goods at Stony Point Fashion Park, there it is, just to the right: Les…

The Best Part of Summer?

It’s mid-July, the sun relentlessly shines down without a cloud in the sky. Going outside is akin to entering a furnace; the…

John Maloney: A Remembrance

Collegiate alumnus John Maloney passed away on April 26, 2015. As founder of Open Gym, Maloney had a profound impact on many…

April Fools Headlines 2015

Miley Cyrus To Be Named New Upper School Head Changes to include No Dress Code, Onesies required, AP Twerking, & Foam Fingers…

Top Ten Reasons Sheldon Got Detention

10. He showed some shoulder. 9. He said the word “shoulder.” 8.5. He brought food to Brunch. 8. Wearing camo. 7. Not…

April Fools’ Headlines! 2014

Anonymous Social Media Proves Everyone at Collegiate is Actually a Horrible Person Sweet Sixteen Male Auction Going Swimmingly Putin Annexes Tennis Hut…