April Fools’ Headlines!

  • Anonymous Social Media Proves Everyone at Collegiate is Actually a Horrible Person

  • Sweet Sixteen Male Auction Going Swimmingly

  • Putin Annexes Tennis Hut at Robins Campus

    • Claims ethnic Goochlanders are in need of “protection.”

  • It’s Still Winter 

  • History Class Actually Interesting

  • Spanish Class Begins On Time
  • Dashing British English Teacher Live-Tweets The Bachelor Finale

  • Book in English Class Doesn’t Involve Someone Dying


About the author

Sheldon has been writing for The Match since 2007. He is a perpetual senior, coming close to graduating a few times. In his free time, he enjoys watersports, such as chess and calculus.