Category Archives: Humor

The Official Cougar Holiday Gift Guide 2016

HUMOR Are you having trouble finding a gift for that special Cougar in your life? Search no more — The Match is…

An Open Letter to That Black SUV

HUMOR Dear That Black SUV, As a student driver, conscientious citizen, and human being, I have a few things I would like…

Top Ten Ways to Prepare For Exams

 Buy the books; it’s not too late.  Ask Mr. Loach if you could be excused from exams, “Just this once.”  Transfer to…

Top Ten Emojis In My Progress Report Comments

HUMOR 10. ?? 9.  ?? 8. ☕️ 7. ⚠️⚠️⚠️ 6. ⚰ 5.8. ? 5.7. ? 5.5.?‍☠️ 5. ??? 4.4. ? 4. ???? 3. ❌?❌? 2.5. ?????? 2. ☢? 1.3. ? Featured image courtesy of: emojione.com.

The Rise and Fall of Brangelina

HUMOR As the dust settles it is hard to see the war zone. No one can visualize who the victor is. Then,…

Top Seven Speedbumps

From the hit new musical, Sleeping Sheldon and The Seven Speed Bumps. Bumpy Lumpy Grumpy Stumpy Humpy Trumpy Whiplash  

Sheldon Speedmeyer: Who Is This Legend Of Collegiate?

HUMOR A legend is someone nearly everyone has heard of but very few people actually know about. As a new student, I…

All for Cats And Cats for All

It was a crisp day on Bromley Lane in the year 2000. My sister Walker (‘13) was standing on the sidewalk in…

#FreeTheApple Movement Takes Collegiate By Storm

HUMOR Recent changes in the dress code have students openly (and emotionally) expressing their feelings on the matter. School policy now dictates…

Top Ten Things Kevin Cross Hides In His Hair

10. Tupac 9. Pencils 8. Ted Cruz’s women 7. The Honor Board 6.5. The Brunch Theme 6. The Training Rules 5. Ben…