Category Archives: Humor

The Cheapest Gourmet

By Zach Bostic I hurried down River Road in my 2001 Land Cruiser. In the front seat sat a meal which I…

The Most Iconic Walks on Collegiate’s Campus

As I end my senior year at Collegiate, I begin to develop a greater appreciation for my remaining time. Instead of looking…

The Man, The Myth, The Giles

You may know this man as a 6’3” blond soccer phenom, a lady-killer with a fake foreign accent, or perhaps, you have…

SENIOR17IS

We all lose focus when the sun comes out. After a long, cold, and dark winter, the weather finally changes, and we…

Snapshot: The Senior Section

HUMOR By Slyons Woodward & Villy Bernstein (AKA Spencer Lyons & Grant Villanueva) Inside the Sharp Academic Commons, there lies a small…

Who are The Dragonbacks?

You may not know them now, but just wait… Known today as The Dragonbacks, this self-described “alternative, indie, pop, spoken word rap”…

A Very Pregnant Giraffe

Imagine this. You are a year and a half pregnant. You are taken care of and have all the food and water…

Top Ten Teacher Comments That Would Have Made Progress Reports Awkward

HUMOR 10. “His hygiene habits are infamous.” 9.5. “I recommend: Uber driver.” 9.2. “Your check bounced.” 9. “I’m not sure she knows…

The Official Cougar Holiday Gift Guide 2016

HUMOR Are you having trouble finding a gift for that special Cougar in your life? Search no more — The Match is…

An Open Letter to That Black SUV

HUMOR Dear That Black SUV, As a student driver, conscientious citizen, and human being, I have a few things I would like…