Category Archives: Humor

Jack of All Trades, Master of None

HUMOR By Bailey Andress Gasping for air, Sheldon Speedmeyer (‘18) struck the walls of his cardboard prison in despair. He had been…

Childhood Memories of the Virginia State Fair

The Virginia State Fair is one of the oldest events in Virginia. Inaugurated in 1854, this annual event has become well known…

Sheldon Speedmeyer Might Go To College

HUMOR By Zach Bostic Ever since he was born in 2006 at the age of 17, Sheldon Speedmeyer has dreamed of pursuing…

The Cheapest Gourmet

By Zach Bostic I hurried down River Road in my 2001 Land Cruiser. In the front seat sat a meal which I…

The Most Iconic Walks on Collegiate’s Campus

As I end my senior year at Collegiate, I begin to develop a greater appreciation for my remaining time. Instead of looking…

The Man, The Myth, The Giles

You may know this man as a 6’3” blond soccer phenom, a lady-killer with a fake foreign accent, or perhaps, you have…

SENIOR17IS

We all lose focus when the sun comes out. After a long, cold, and dark winter, the weather finally changes, and we…

Snapshot: The Senior Section

HUMOR By Slyons Woodward & Villy Bernstein (AKA Spencer Lyons & Grant Villanueva) Inside the Sharp Academic Commons, there lies a small…

Who are The Dragonbacks?

You may not know them now, but just wait… Known today as The Dragonbacks, this self-described “alternative, indie, pop, spoken word rap”…

A Very Pregnant Giraffe

Imagine this. You are a year and a half pregnant. You are taken care of and have all the food and water…