Category Archives: Humor

HUMOR: Why I Quit My Job At Sweet Frog

HUMOR By Treasure Brown An after-school job is supposed to provide you with real-world job experience; it’s supposed to teach you collaboration,…

Senior Profile: Giles Ferrell and Her Principles

By Chloe Miles We humans are complex beings made up of the smallest proteins and complex molecules. Though our physical structures are…

A Meeting with Mrs. Workman’s Kindergarten Class

By Chloe Miles As my time at Collegiate is dwindling, I have become nostalgic and find myself reminiscing upon the simpler days…

Thanksgiving ’22 Food Review

By Liza Fergusson Thanksgiving looks different for everyone. Some people help prepare the meal, while others settle onto the couch to watch…

BEARD POLL WINNER!

The votes are in! Congrats to Match writer and varsity football standout Hudson Avery (’23) for winning our Best Beard Poll! The…

Vote For Best Beard! UPDATED: We Have A Winner!

By Sam Smith The last few years have been a pandemonium of new and experimental rule changes in Collegiate’s Upper School. From…

Did I Just Join the Cross Country Team for Fun?

HUMOR By Liza Fergusson “I run cross country” is a sentence commonly uttered by three-season runners who enjoy miles and miles of…

The Legacy of Seinfeld

OPINION The opinions published by The Match are solely those of the author, and not of the entire publication, its staff, or Collegiate School. The…

Adventures in Richmond: Cheesesteaks Str8 Out Of Philly

By Jonathan Yackel I crisscrossed the packed streets, struggling to find parking near restaurants at noon on a Sunday.  I was looking…

OPINION: Twinning: A Blessing and A Curse

The opinions published by The Match are solely those of the author, and not of the entire publication, its staff, or Collegiate School. The Match welcomes…