Category Archives: Humor

Snapshot: The Senior Section

HUMOR By Slyons Woodward & Villy Bernstein (AKA Spencer Lyons & Grant Villanueva) Inside the Sharp Academic Commons, there lies a small…

Who are The Dragonbacks?

You may not know them now, but just wait… Known today as The Dragonbacks, this self-described “alternative, indie, pop, spoken word rap”…

A Very Pregnant Giraffe

Imagine this. You are a year and a half pregnant. You are taken care of and have all the food and water…

Top Ten Teacher Comments That Would Have Made Progress Reports Awkward

HUMOR 10. “His hygiene habits are infamous.” 9.5. “I recommend: Uber driver.” 9.2. “Your check bounced.” 9. “I’m not sure she knows…

The Official Cougar Holiday Gift Guide 2016

HUMOR Are you having trouble finding a gift for that special Cougar in your life? Search no more — The Match is…

An Open Letter to That Black SUV

HUMOR Dear That Black SUV, As a student driver, conscientious citizen, and human being, I have a few things I would like…

Top Ten Ways to Prepare For Exams

 Buy the books; it’s not too late.  Ask Mr. Loach if you could be excused from exams, “Just this once.”  Transfer to…

Top Ten Emojis In My Progress Report Comments

HUMOR 10. ?? 9.  ?? 8. ☕️ 7. ⚠️⚠️⚠️ 6. ⚰ 5.8. ? 5.7. ? 5.5.?‍☠️ 5. ??? 4.4. ? 4. ???? 3. ❌?❌? 2.5. ?????? 2. ☢? 1.3. ? Featured image courtesy of: emojione.com.

The Rise and Fall of Brangelina

HUMOR As the dust settles it is hard to see the war zone. No one can visualize who the victor is. Then,…

Top Seven Speedbumps

From the hit new musical, Sleeping Sheldon and The Seven Speed Bumps. Bumpy Lumpy Grumpy Stumpy Humpy Trumpy Whiplash