Top Ten Reasons Sheldon Got Detention

10. He showed some shoulder.

9. He said the word “shoulder.”

8.5. He brought food to Brunch.

8. Wearing camo.

7. Not wearing enough camo.

6. He wore a crop top.

4. He doesn’t even HAVE a shirt tail.

3.4. He doesn’t even have a shirt.

3. He doesn’t even go here.

3.2. He dissed Chicken Tender Day.

6. Not wearing enough Vinyard Vines.

5. He wrote someone else’s name on the Honor Board

4. He was flexing too creatively.

3.3. Russell Wilson is not his favorite football player.

3. Too many demerits.

2. He took too long to change the lightbulb.

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About the author

Sheldon has been writing for The Match since 2007. He is a perpetual senior, coming close to graduating a few times. In his free time, he enjoys watersports, such as chess and calculus.