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Top Ten Teacher Comments That Would Have Made Progress Reports Awkward

HUMOR 10. “His hygiene habits are infamous.” 9.5. “I recommend: Uber driver.” 9.2. “Your check bounced.” 9. “I’m not sure she knows…

Top Ten Ways to Prepare For Exams

 Buy the books; it’s not too late.  Ask Mr. Loach if you could be excused from exams, “Just this once.”  Transfer to…

Top Ten Emojis In My Progress Report Comments

HUMOR 10. ?? 9.  ?? 8. ☕️ 7. ⚠️⚠️⚠️ 6. ⚰ 5.8. ? 5.7. ? 5.5.?‍☠️ 5. ??? 4.4. ? 4. ???? 3. ❌?❌? 2.5. ?????? 2. ☢? 1.3. ? Featured image courtesy of: emojione.com.

Top Seven Speedbumps

From the hit new musical, Sleeping Sheldon and The Seven Speed Bumps. Bumpy Lumpy Grumpy Stumpy Humpy Trumpy Whiplash  

The List – Class of 2016 Enrollment

Congratulations to all of our graduating Cougars!

Top Ten Things Kevin Cross Hides In His Hair

10. Tupac 9. Pencils 8. Ted Cruz’s women 7. The Honor Board 6.5. The Brunch Theme 6. The Training Rules 5. Ben…

April Fools Headlines

Trump Decides to Stop Campaign Turns out it was all one giant April Fool’s Joke (if only…) Mr. Wedge Named Hillary’s VP…

Third Graders Create Their Own Mini-Match

A small group of third graders, led by teachers Sonya Smith and Dani Mendonsa, has created their own Mini-Match. These six budding journalists worked before…

Will Davenport’s Senior Speech Slideshow

Will Davenport shared his Senior Speech on Thursday, Jan. 28, 2016 with the Upper School. He created a card for every member…

Letter To The Editor

Dear Match, I am writing in response to your article “Crash & Bern” from October 29th, 2015. I completely disagree with what it is…