The votes are in! Congrats to Match writer and varsity football standout Hudson Avery (’23) for winning our Best Beard Poll! The…

A few weeks ago, on a warm and beautiful day in April, the Match staff wandered outside during lunch to talk to…

A few weeks ago, on a warm and beautiful Wednesday in November, the Match staff wandered outside during lunch to talk to…

 HUMOR 10. Avoiding my family 9. Search & Destroy with the boyz 8. ACT prep 7. “Secret” track practice 6.5. Answering the…

HUMOR TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR PROBABLY NOT GETTING INTO COLLEGE 10. Yer letters of rec. were written in emoji. 9. That weird…

HUMOR Kilt Not Fingertip Length New Chicken Tender Recipe in McFall: Chicken On The Outside, Breading On The Inside Pizza Sticks Return…

HUMOR 10. “His hygiene habits are infamous.” 9.5. “I recommend: Uber driver.” 9.2. “Your check bounced.” 9. “I’m not sure she knows…

From the hit new musical, Sleeping Sheldon and The Seven Speed Bumps. Bumpy Lumpy Grumpy Stumpy Humpy Trumpy Whiplash  

Trump Decides to Stop Campaign Turns out it was all one giant April Fool’s Joke Mr. Wedge Named Hillary’s VP Ben Rein…

In case you missed it, here is the Men’s Cross Country’s Public Service Announcement from today’s assembly, produced by Kirby Kollmansperger. Remember:…