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April Fools Headlines 2015

Miley Cyrus To Be Named New Upper School Head Changes to include No Dress Code, Onesies required, AP Twerking, & Foam Fingers…

Top Ten Reasons Sheldon Won’t Graduate 

It seems every year Sheldon can’t get everything together to actually graduate. This year is no exception. Top Ten Reasons Sheldon Won’t…

Top Ten Reasons Sheldon Got Detention

10. He showed some shoulder. 9. He said the word “shoulder.” 8.5. He brought food to Brunch. 8. Wearing camo. 7. Not…

April Fools’ Headlines! 2014

Anonymous Social Media Proves Everyone at Collegiate is Actually a Horrible Person Sweet Sixteen Male Auction Going Swimmingly Putin Annexes Tennis Hut…