HUMOR By Tucker Golladay It was a humid spring evening. Aside from my chicken vibrating its way across my plate in small…

HUMOR By Zach Bostic Ever since he was born in 2006 at the age of 17, Sheldon Speedmeyer has dreamed of pursuing…

HUMOR 10. “His hygiene habits are infamous.” 9.5. “I recommend: Uber driver.” 9.2. “Your check bounced.” 9. “I’m not sure she knows…

From the hit new musical, Sleeping Sheldon and The Seven Speed Bumps. Bumpy Lumpy Grumpy Stumpy Humpy Trumpy Whiplash  

HUMOR A legend is someone nearly everyone has heard of but very few people actually know about. As a new student, I…

Trump Decides to Stop Campaign Turns out it was all one giant April Fool’s Joke Mr. Wedge Named Hillary’s VP Ben Rein…

In case you missed it, here is the Men’s Cross Country’s Public Service Announcement from today’s assembly, produced by Kirby Kollmansperger. Remember:…

Miley Cyrus To Be Named New Upper School Head Changes to include No Dress Code, Onesies required, AP Twerking, & Foam Fingers…

It seems every year Sheldon can’t get everything together to actually graduate. This year is no exception. Top Ten Reasons Sheldon Won’t…

10. He showed some shoulder. 9. He said the word “shoulder.” 8.5. He brought food to Brunch. 8. Wearing camo. 7. Not…