Category Archives: Humor

It’s All About Soul

By Andrew Eastep WARNING: Spoilers for the Disney Pixar film Soul ahead.  New Year’s Eve, 2020. I reclined onto the sofa as…

Geese Attack A Transcendentalist

By Keaton Rahman In the beginning of the summer, on a cloudless Saturday afternoon, I strolled innocently down the goose excrement-covered pathway…

Our Least Favorite Foods

By Keaton Rahman Everyone has a least favorite food. Find me someone who likes every single food; it’s impossible. The range of…

Top Ten Family Night Activities

 HUMOR 10. Avoiding my family 9. Search & Destroy with the boyz 8. ACT prep 7. “Secret” track practice 6.5. Answering the…

The Future of Collegiate’s Future of Tennis

By Edan McDonald As soon as I entered through the door, I was lost. Despite being an alumnus of Collegiate’s Middle School,…

Opinion: Pajamas Are The Pinnacle Of Clothing

OPINION The opinions published by The Match are solely those of the author, and not of the entire publication, its staff, or Collegiate School. The…

Ellie Versus Ellie

HUMOR Editor’s note: They actually do get along sometimes. By Ellie Rogers and Ellie Craig Sometimes people have to share things. Unfortunately…

Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich?

OPINION The opinions published by The Match are solely those of the author, and not of the entire publication, its staff, or Collegiate School. The…

Top Ten

HUMOR TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR PROBABLY NOT GETTING INTO COLLEGE 10. Yer letters of rec. were written in emoji. 9. That weird…

April Fools Headlines 2K19

HUMOR Kilt Not Fingertip Length New Chicken Tender Recipe in McFall: Chicken On The Outside, Breading On The Inside Pizza Sticks Return…