Category Archives: Humor

Finding Home: The College Decision Process

By Finley Wittkamp Senior year is basically one long press conference about college. The second anyone finds out you’re a Senior, they…

The Pros and Cons of Getting Stuck in an Elevator

By Freddie Reed The trip was supposed to be uneventful for me, my mother Anna Reed, and my friend Fletcher Bor (‘27)….

A Morning with Earl

By Allis Derian I wake up at 5:30 a.m. to sharp puppy teeth pulling at my hair. My new 10-week-old yellow lab,…

OPINION: Cotillion Chronicles

The opinions published by The Match are solely those of the author, and not of the entire publication, its staff, or Collegiate School. The Match welcomes…

The Perfect Grilled Cheese: For Real or Folly?

Braden Felts A search for the perfect grilled cheese. A quest that has long eluded me since my days as a youth….

HUMOR: Why I Quit My Job At Sweet Frog

HUMOR By Treasure Brown An after-school job is supposed to provide you with real-world job experience; it’s supposed to teach you collaboration,…

Senior Profile: Giles Ferrell and Her Principles

By Chloe Miles We humans are complex beings made up of the smallest proteins and complex molecules. Though our physical structures are…

A Meeting with Mrs. Workman’s Kindergarten Class

By Chloe Miles As my time at Collegiate is dwindling, I have become nostalgic and find myself reminiscing upon the simpler days…

Thanksgiving ’22 Food Review

By Liza Fergusson Thanksgiving looks different for everyone. Some people help prepare the meal, while others settle onto the couch to watch…

BEARD POLL WINNER!

The votes are in! Congrats to Match writer and varsity football standout Hudson Avery (’23) for winning our Best Beard Poll! The…