Category Archives: The Latest Headlines

Cross Country’s Plea For Help

In case you missed it, here is the Men’s Cross Country’s Public Service Announcement from today’s assembly, produced by Kirby Kollmansperger. Remember:…

Superstars Restaurant

Looking for a quick and reasonably priced place to eat? Check out Superstars Restaurant, located at 5700 Patterson Avenue. Known for their…

Les Crepes: A Restaurant Review

Right after you walk out of the Dick’s Sporting Goods at Stony Point Fashion Park, there it is, just to the right: Les…

The Lower School’s Latest Updates

By Alex Ferrell Welcome to “the happiest place on earth,” Kate Featherston says as I walk across the Lower School lawn, excited…

The Best Part of Summer?

It’s mid-July, the sun relentlessly shines down without a cloud in the sky. Going outside is akin to entering a furnace; the…

Centennial Hall Opening Next Week

By Eleanor Dillon The Lower School cafeteria, the newly constructed Centennial Hall, began construction in the fall of 2014. Only taking 10…

John Maloney: A Remembrance

Collegiate alumnus John Maloney passed away on April 26, 2015. As founder of Open Gym, Maloney had a profound impact on many…

April Fools Headlines 2015

Miley Cyrus To Be Named New Upper School Head Changes to include No Dress Code, Onesies required, AP Twerking, & Foam Fingers…

Top Ten Reasons Sheldon Got Detention

10. He showed some shoulder. 9. He said the word “shoulder.” 8.5. He brought food to Brunch. 8. Wearing camo. 7. Not…

Top Ten Doc Hailes Nicknames: “Once I give ’em, they stick!”

By Kyra Gregory 10 . Goggle Eyes (Anyone with glasses) 9. The Thax Machine (Hugo Thaxter) 7. The Judge…. “Here comes the…