The Twelve Flex Days of Collegiate Christmas

Sheldon and the staff at The Match have re-written one of your favorite holiday classics! Sing it proudly all holiday season long! On the…

The Match’s Top Ten Chrismahannukwanzaa Solstice Gift Ideas

10. You, according to Mariah Carey. 9. A light bulb. 8. The Match. 7. An economy-sized Q tip. 6. Infinite Jest.  5….

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ATE TOO MUCH AT THANKSGIVING

10. People ask you if you’re pregnant. 9. Even Chipotle seems unappetizing. 8. You made Thanksgiving breakfast pizza (turkey, stuffing, gravy, pumpkin…

Losing My Fingers and My Mind

As hard as it may be to believe, I do have fears. I don’t mind spiders or snakes. I could not care…

IELC 2014

Two weeks ago, I was ending one of the best experiences of my life. I said goodbye to amazing people who I had been…

Killer Clowns

Everyone has a fear. Everyone. If you were told by a person that they weren’t afraid of anything, they are probably afraid of being…

ET for Extra-Terrifying

I have a very legitimate fear of ET. This is not a drill. It all started when I was a child and…

Anything Goes in Oates!

By Virginia Harris This year’s musical, Anything Goes, is one of the best plays I’ve seen at Collegiate thus far. With a…

Top Ten Future Collegiate Retreats

10. The Purge 9. Required Dress Code Review (9 am-4 pm) 8. Committing Forensic Crimes 1/0. College Planning for Fourth Graders (Early…

Collegiate Look-Alikes

As you already know, the students and faculty of Collegiate can be described in one word: spectacular. For this reason, it is…