Top Ten Things Kevin Cross Hides In His Hair

10. Tupac

9. Pencils

8. Ted Cruz’s women

7. The Honor Board

6.5. The Brunch Theme

6. The Training Rules

5. Ben Rein

4.5. Ben Stein

4. “The Kevin Cross Special” (A chicken sandwich with extra bacon and cheese)

3. A Spanish teacher

2.5. Trump’s moral compass

2. His homework


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Sheldon has been writing for The Match since 2007. He is a perpetual senior, coming close to graduating a few times. In his free time, he enjoys watersports, such as chess and calculus.