Top Ten Places You’ll Move After Trump Gets Elected

10. Cleveland

9. The Australian Outback (with your joey)

8.2. Fall Out Boy’s fallout shelter

8. 7th Circle of Hell

7. Trump Tower

6. The other side of The Wall

5.8 Cape Breton, Canada

5.2. Just kidding

3. A Scandanavian country where your Volvo will fit in.

2.111111. A Siberian gulag

2. Bernie Sanders’ yurt

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