Top Ten Uses For The Trebuchet

The Science Dept. and Mr. Bartels are building a trebuchet outside the Academic Commons. Here’s what The Match thinks they should do with it. 

10. Launch chicken tenders to me from across the campus.

9. The ultimate game of cornhole.

8. Volleyball serves.

7. AP Medieval Studies.

6. Use it to turn in my homework.

5. Punish my misbehaving hamster.

4.5. Launch Marty back to the future.

4.3. Take us back to the Dark Ages.

4. Playing catch with myself.

3. Invade Short Pump.

2.2. Launching into the DMs.

2. Pass time until they finish the building the guillotine.

1.2. Use it to ask questions at the next Republican candidates’ debate.

x. To see if Nutzy can fly.

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About the author

Sheldon has been writing for The Match since 2007. He is a perpetual senior, coming close to graduating a few times. In his free time, he enjoys watersports, such as chess and calculus.