10. AP Pumpkin Spice

9.5. You’re convinced you’re never going to college.

9. Pumpkin Spice Chicken Wings

8.5. Pumpkin Spice Russell Wilson

8. Pumpkin Spice Denture Cream

7.5. Pumpkin Spice Leggings

7. Pumpkin Spice Motor Oil

6.5. Vests, scarves… yet shorts?

6. Mr. Follansbee’s Pumpkin Pants

5.5. Your Insta is all leaves and apples.

5. Pumpkin Spice Harkness Table

4.4. You commute from Carter Mountain.

4.33. Pumpkin Spice Hand Soap

4.3. Barbour Spice Pumpkin Jackets

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About the author

Sheldon has been writing for The Match since 2007. He is a perpetual senior, coming close to graduating a few times. In his free time, he enjoys watersports, such as chess and calculus.