Top Ten Things We Forgot to Request from Darr-Davis

10. A Jim Gilmore mask

9. A Match in the Cage

8. A girl for the Boy in the Cage

7.9. Betty White

7. A Homecoming blazer

6.2190. An arm rest for our snacks

6. A blazing Homecoming

5.5. A bigger Harkness table

5. Fewer parking spots

4.4. JOOOOOOOOHN CENAAAAAAAAA

4. Paper

2.912302. Fezes for all!

3. Taste

2. Sense of smell

About the author

Emily is a senior and co-editor of "The Match." In her spare time, she enjoys brunching on Sundays, and her spirit animal is Blair Waldorf.