Top Ten “Super-Low Commitment” Clubs

10. Leisure Sports Club

9. The Nap Club

8. The “I’m Thinking Of A Number” Club (Spoiler: It’s 4.)

8.5. Limited Ducks

7. The Agoraphobia Club

6. The Introvert Club

5. The Top Ten List Club

4.5. Second Semester Senior Club

4. The Quebequois Separatist Club

3. The Sheldon Fan Club

2. The St. Olaf Pre-Alumni Club

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Sheldon has been writing for The Match since 2007. He is a perpetual senior, coming close to graduating a few times. In his free time, he enjoys watersports, such as chess and calculus.