Top Ten Flow

10. Win Martin (in Memoriam)

9. Sam Hunter

8. Dr. Thornton

7. Donald Trump

6.5. Jack Reifsnider

6.4. Penn’s Old Haircut

6. Dr. “Head”ley

5. Garrett Wilson

4.4. Daniel Wake

4. Mr. Bartel’s Beard

4.2. George Grattan (in Memoriam)

3. Mr. Cooke

2.5. Ernie The Soup Ninja (We miss you!)

2. Joe White

1.5. Thomas Jefferson

Photo: Painting by Charles Willson Peale, courtesy of Wikimedia Commons

About the author

Sheldon has been writing for The Match since 2007. He is a perpetual senior, coming close to graduating a few times. In his free time, he enjoys watersports, such as chess and calculus.