Top Ten Safety Schools

10. School of Rock

9. Alaskan Women’s Christian College for Male Muslims and Jews

8.4. PCA

8. The University School in Cleveland

7.9. Limited Ducks University

7. University of $w@g

6.2. East High… Go Wildcats! Getcha’ head in the game!

6. Bob Jones University

5.5. Orphan U… There’s no place like home.

5. Monsters’ University

4. Mobsters University

3. Satanic Clown College of Cleveland

2. Jail

1.8. Your parents’ basement… in Cleveland

1.2. St. Christopher’s

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Emily is a senior and co-editor of "The Match." In her spare time, she enjoys brunching on Sundays, and her spirit animal is Blair Waldorf.