Emily Spalding Named Interim Head of Upper School

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Emily Spalding is to be named the new Interim Head of Upper School. Under her reign, Collegiate shall relocate to the illustrious island of Manhattan. All students must wear Gossip Girl uniforms (headbands and all), take the subway to school, brunch weekly, and complain about the weather daily. All food must be purchased from street vendors, and a monthly pilgrimage to the other boroughs is required.

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About the author

Emily is a senior and co-editor of "The Match." In her spare time, she enjoys brunching on Sundays, and her spirit animal is Blair Waldorf.