Top Ten Senior Superlatives

 

10. Most salty

9. Most peppery

8.8. Most likely to be on My Strange Addiction

8.5. Most likely to go to the University of $w@g

8. Most likely to be the next Russell Wilson

7.9. Most likely to be Stacey’s mom

7. Most likely to be a shark at the halftime show

6.4. Most likely to run with scissors and live to tell the tale

6. Most likely to feel like a plastic bag

5.5. Most likely to be on Real Housewives of RVA

5. Drifting through the wind

4.9. Best nostrils

4. Wanting to start again

3. Most likely to chase their dreams and trip over their shoelaces

2.9. Softest smile

2. Most likely to rule the world

1.00001. Most likely to destroy the world

 

 

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Emily is a senior and co-editor of "The Match." In her spare time, she enjoys brunching on Sundays, and her spirit animal is Blair Waldorf.