TOP TEN WAYS I DEALT WITH MY ANXIETY DURING THE SEAHAWKS/PACKERS GAME

10. Homework.

9. Biting my nails.

8. Biting my cat’s nails.

7. Biting my hamster’s nails.

6. Eating.

5.7. Listening to Phish’s song “Wilson.”

5.66. More eating.

5.65. Changing a lightbulb.

5.6. More eating.

5.5. Dusting my Russell shrine.

5. More eating.

4. Watching the tv through my fingers while covering my eyes.

3. Writing Shia LaBeouf fan fiction.

2. Creatively Flexing.

1.2. Brushing my pet Seahawk’s feathers.

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Sheldon has been writing for The Match since 2007. He is a perpetual senior, coming close to graduating a few times. In his free time, he enjoys watersports, such as chess and calculus.