TOP TEN SONGS THAT WOULD BE AWKWARD AT JAMUARY

10. “Blurred Lines”

9. “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida

8.8. “Candy Shop”

8.1. “Informer”

8.05. “Ice Ice Baby”

8.04. “Taps”

8.03. The Entire Chipmunks Christmas Album

8. Anything by Nickelback

7.7. “Like A Virgin”

7.5. “Silent Night”

7.3. “My Humps”

7.25. “Wrecking Ball”

7.2. “4’33” by John Cage

7.1. “Amazing Grace”

7. “99 Bottles…”

6.7. “Jingle Bells” barked by dogs

6.65. “You Shook Me All Night Long”  by AC/DC

6.6. “Arms of an Angel” (from the ASPCA commercials)

6.5. “Too Many Cooks”

6.3. “Milkshake”

6.1. “Hail Collegiate”

6. “Your Body Is A Wonderland”

5.6. Mahler’s Symphony Number 5

5.4. The music from the Star Wars cantina scene.

5.3. “Barbie Girl”

5. “I’m Proud To Be An American”

4. “O Canada!”

3. “Truck Yeah!”

2. The Theme to Old Yeller

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