TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ATE TOO MUCH AT THANKSGIVING

10. People ask you if you’re pregnant.

9. Even Chipotle seems unappetizing.

8. You made Thanksgiving breakfast pizza (turkey, stuffing, gravy, pumpkin pie, mashed and sweet potatoes, and cranberry… on a pizza).

7. The Biggest Loser says you need to lose some weight before you go on the show.

6. Coach OB doesn’t make you do all your reps.

5. Palyo wants you on the line.

4. The orcas hit on you at Sea World.

3. Papa John’s rejects your order.

2. You ate two turduckens.

1.5. The mall texts you to ask you to be Santa.

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Sheldon has been writing for The Match since 2007. He is a perpetual senior, coming close to graduating a few times. In his free time, he enjoys watersports, such as chess and calculus.