Top Ten Things Better Done “Aggressively”

10. Creatively Flexing… aggressively.

8. Changing lightbulbs … aggressively.

7.7. Senior Speeching … aggressively.

7.5. Signing the Honor Board … aggressively.

7. Cubing Your F … aggressively.

6.6. Counting your toes … aggressively.

6.5. Sleeping … aggressively.

6. Infinitely Jesting … aggressively.

5. Being… mindfully aggressive.

4.9. Tucking in your shirt-tail … aggressively.

4.7. Chanting in the woods with Mr. Reynolds … aggressively.

4.45. Tebowing … aggressively.

4. 2. Shmoney-ing … aggressively.

4.1. Asking a girl to Homecoming … aggressively.

4. Putting a ring on it … aggressively.

2. Senior Slacking … aggressively.

3. Joining The Match … aggressively.

About the author

Sheldon has been writing for The Match since 2007. He is a perpetual senior, coming close to graduating a few times. In his free time, he enjoys watersports, such as chess and calculus.