Top Ten Uses For That Five Minute Break on Flex Day

10. Write the great American novel. 

9.5. Bake a cake. 

9. Change a light bulb.

8. Turn-ip.  

7. Build a suspension bridge. 

6. Read Infinite Jest.

5.3. Paint a scene from Genesis on the ceiling of the Octagon. 

5.2. Cornhole.

5.1. Have a BBQ.

5. Breathe (twice!). 

4.5. Share a gourmet cheese platter. 

4. Get to class (late). 

3.9. Perform “Bohemian Rhapsody”

π. Go to the bathroom for the first time in eight days. 

2.2. Flashmob. 

2. Go into another dimension: the time “between” classes. 

1.5. Do The Grendel

About the author

Sheldon has been writing for The Match since 2007. He is a perpetual senior, coming close to graduating a few times. In his free time, he enjoys watersports, such as chess and calculus.