Top Ten Things Chris Van Winkle Will Eat & Promptly Return To You

10. The new schedule

9. A sad day at Collegiate

8. A saxophone

7. His dignity

6. A six-seater golf cart

5.5. Sheldon’s transcript

5. Your chicken tenders

4. The chocolate fountain from Prom

3. The Academic Commons

2. Alex’s broken window

1. π

About the author

Sheldon has been writing for The Match since 2007. He is a perpetual senior, coming close to graduating a few times. In his free time, he enjoys watersports, such as chess and calculus.