Top Ten Collegiate Spring Break Destinations

10. Turks & Caicos

9. Ottomans & Chiklets

8. Sochi (It’s cheaper now, and the hotels are finally done.)

7. Guantanamo Bay

6. Pyongyang

5.5. The basement

5. Detroit

4.5. The AC

4. Portlandia

3. Damascus (tell them Mo sent you.)

2. Chipotle (Take a risk: go to the one that isn’t at Stony Point)

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Sheldon has been writing for The Match since 2007. He is a perpetual senior, coming close to graduating a few times. In his free time, he enjoys watersports, such as chess and calculus.