Top Ten Pieces of Advice for Stephen Hickman, New Head of School

10. It’s “Kul–EE–jut.”

8. The cake is a lie (only a death).

7. Mention “Russell Wilson” in every other conversation.

8. More speedbumps.

7. ¡Viva Sheldon!

6. Tell the “Stickybeard” story every chance you get.

5. Celebrate yourself often and publicly.

4. Free the boy in the cage.

3.5. Fewer parking spaces.

3. The cougar has mange.

2. Hope you’ve had your shots.

1.3. Don’t read The Match.

 

 

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Faculty Adviser for The Match, the student newsite for The Collegiate School in Richmond, Virginia.